[ He likes to spread his meals out between multiple humanoids, so he's never relying just on one person. So, he won't turn Jesper down for that offer, especially since he seems to understand Astarion's particular hang ups. Normally, seeing someone put it so plainly might make him bristle, but after their time together he knows the young man means no harm.
There's a SLIGHT pause after he reads the next part, though - ]
My pleasure. I'm delicious, you're welcome. (Insert playful wink here you can't see.)
But yes, it's as insane as it sounds. I just randomly have Fey ears. I don't have any explanation for it. It's the strangest thing that's happened to me here.
I suggest learning a minor glamour spell. As proud as I am of MY heritage, I get the sense that the Fey are NOT entirely well-received everywhere in this realm.
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:22 pm (UTC)[ He likes to spread his meals out between multiple humanoids, so he's never relying just on one person. So, he won't turn Jesper down for that offer, especially since he seems to understand Astarion's particular hang ups. Normally, seeing someone put it so plainly might make him bristle, but after their time together he knows the young man means no harm.
There's a SLIGHT pause after he reads the next part, though - ]
You woke up with what?
[ ?? ]
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:27 pm (UTC)But yes, it's as insane as it sounds. I just randomly have Fey ears. I don't have any explanation for it. It's the strangest thing that's happened to me here.
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:34 pm (UTC)Well
I suggest learning a minor glamour spell. As proud as I am of MY heritage, I get the sense that the Fey are NOT entirely well-received everywhere in this realm.
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:45 pm (UTC)Whatever the Singularity's up to, not very nice to modify people's body permanently.
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:48 pm (UTC)Though, it could be worse.
[ Imagine a donkey tail instead. ]
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Date: 2024-05-30 01:38 am (UTC)